~M.

What do you think of that? I think the majority of the show would be blurred and voiced over due to explicit content.

If you would like to bid on it click on the image.

C’mon guys… go bid. It’s for kids…

~M.

Question: I’m sort of obsessed with your First Look photo of Alcide and Sookie on True Blood. What exactly is going on in the scene? They look a little, um, startled. —Barry
Ausiello: Their search for Bill takes them to a werewolf bar in Jackson, Mississippi — “hence the howling wolf silhouetted behind them,” notes exec producer Alan Ball. “They’re doing a little amateur sleuthing and they’re sort of surprised by what they find.” My guess? This is what they find.

Question: Any chance Lois Smith could return to True Blood as Sookie’s dearly departed Gram? —Carly
Ausiello: “There’s a chance,” replies Alan Ball. “I don’t think she’s gonna come back and go like, ‘Oh, you know what? I’m not dead!’ But she certainly can appear in flashbacks or in visions or perhaps there’s a different reality that someone might go into.” I could be mistaken, but that last option smells like a major spoiler. And believe you me, I know what a major spoiler smells like. (For the record, a major spoiler smells like a mix of eggs, cookie dough, and freshly-cut grass).

Considering “True Blood” is TV’s biggest water cooler show right now — “OMG, can you believe how hot Sookie and Eric were last night,” for example — it makes total sense that for the third promotional poster, HBO would tap the breakroom’s best kibutz spot.

And HBO has been kind enough to let PopWrap debut the image — which is in good promotional company alongside VILF, Cup of Joe and a trio of 30-second video teasers!

Keep an eye out for next week’s clip (Sunday) and poster (Wednesday), which are all leading up to “True Blood’s” season three premiere on June 13!

Wow, well… what can you say about Debbie Pelt, that will not get you banned from the internet?

Not much.

We first meet, the infamous, Debbie Pelt in Club Dead. She is a were-lynx and Alcide Herveaux’s ex.

From the get-go you realize that Debbie is no good. She leaves Alcide for a wereowl. Instead of moving on, when she sees Alcide with Sookie she declares war. Her storyline  evolves into new depths of insanity as she pushes Sookie into a trunk with a starving Bill, gets abjured by Alcide and then ultimately her death.

The one thing about Debbie is that she sticks around. The repercussions felt after her death goes on for a few more books. Not only does Alcide hold the death against Sookie. But, Debbie’s family starts to snoop around to find out what happened to Debbie, which causes more issues for Sookie.

For more on Debbie Pelt, read:

• Club Dead
• Dead as a Doornail

Franklin Mott is introduced in Club Dead as Tara’s Vampire Boyfriend. In the book, he is described as a much older and manly gentleman.

Unfortunately, he hands Tara over to a violent Vampire named Mickey in order to payoff a debt.

For more on Franklin Mott, read:

• Club Dead
• Dead to the World
• Dead as a Doornail

So, who is the mysterious new guy in Sookie’s neck of the woods?

Well, in the books, Alcide Herveaux is introduced to Sookie by Eric in Club Dead. Eric makes Alcide help Sookie in her quest to find her lover, Bill Compton, who had been kidnapped by his sire… Lorena.

Initially, Sookie was attracted to the hunky were. But, as the series progressed and his entanglements with the local were pack politics, his on-going issues with ex-girlfriend Debbie Pelt and then finally settling-down with the doomed Maria-Star Cooper she slowly distances herself form him.

Recently, he popped-up in Dead and Gone as one of the instigators to the Shifter Revelation.We also know that Alcide will be in Dead in the Family… for you Alcide fans, keep your fingers crossed.

For more on Alcide, please read the following books:

• Club Dead
• Dead as a Doornail
• From Dead to Worse
• Dead and Gone

Alexander Skarsgard is a great kisser, according to Lady Gaga

(Aftonbladet) Lady GaGa has within approximately a year gone from performing on underground clubs in NY to becoming one of the world’s biggest popstars.

She has gotten help from several Swedes along the way – now just recently by our own super vampire, Alexander Skarsgård.

If I would meet Alexander here and now I would kiss him, says Lady GaGa to Aftonbladet.

About shooting the kissing scene in paparazzi:

He was very good. Alexander is very good at kissing, says Lady GaGa about the work.

… so it is real kisses, no ”movie kisses”?

Movie kisses are real kisses. I don’t know how other people do but we were kissing for real.

Have you become friends afterwards?

We have met a few times and he has helped me with my Swedish, but I don’t have the time to get new friends. If I met Alexander here I would be really happy and kiss and hug him. But since I am so busy we haven’t seen each other much.

Kristin Bauer got married:

(Radar Online) She’s Pam the Vampire in the hit HBO drama True Blood but Kristin Bauer looked nothing short of angelic in her stunning white wedding gown on Saturday.

Surrounded by family and close friends, Kristin married South African musician Abri van Straten, of the group The Lemmings at her family’s farm in Wisconsin.

“On the morning of the wedding I woke up to rain but even the weather played along as the relatives arrived,” Kristin told RadarOnline.com exclusively.  “The sky cleared, the sun came out and we had the most perfect wedding.  We are very happy.”

Alexander Skarsgard is in Shreveport filming Straw Dogs.

Off to bed…

Nighty, night!

~M.

(TV Guide, April 20-May3) It may be too bloody late for CBS’ much-missed Moonlight, but the box-office biteof the vampire movie “Twilight” wasn’t lost on the network executives. Here’s a look at the current and future undead TV projects:

HBO’s True Blood

Bloodline: Charlaine Harris’ quirky Southern Vampire mystery books

The Juicy Details: Telepathic Lousiana waitress Sookie Stackhouse (Anna Paquin) experiences the trials and tribulations of romancing the undeadwith her vampire lover, Civil War vet bill Compton (Stephen Moyer).

Light of Day: Season 2 starts June 14th.

The CW Pilot The Vampire Diaries

Bloodline: LJ Smith’s young adult fiction series

The Juicy Details: High School student Elena gilbert (Nina Dobrev) finds herself caught between centuries-old bloodsucking bros Stefan (Paul Wesley) and Damon Whitmore (Ian Somerhalder).

Light of Day: If picked up, Fall of 2009.

IFC TV-movie Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter

Bloodline: Laurell K. Hamilton’s sexy, violent series of books.

The Juicy Details: Federal Marshal Blake can raise the dead and isn’t afraid to take lovers like vampire Jean Claude and werewolf Richard.

Light of Day: 2010

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~M.